Jon's day out

it wuz a wednesday... already woke up wif the same feelin almost every freakin day... y do i hafta work man... oh yeah... the money in my wallet... oh well... rushed like mad as usual to the crime scene... my superiors were waitin for me... DAMN IT! YOU'RE LATE AGAIN... wad the hell... it's only 5 mins... TAT'S NO EXCUSE! I'M DOCKING UR PAY!... tat's not wat they actually said but i can juz imagine betty saying tat to me... florence juz looked me from the corner of her eye... i cud juz hear her tots... WHY JON... why u must always late when betty ard... nobody understands...
worked the 1-7 shift... another event wuz riding on inside the walls of baker's inn... HP wuz in the house... apparently lauching some kind of new camera... a couple of features include a non-slip grip and able to remove the red-eye from pictures in ur camera... i went WOW!... in the camera... wif HP technology... even u... can control to future... they even had a preview on the makin of shrek 2 wif HP technology... how the crowd n clouds all look more realistic... praising themselves to the skies more likely... but after watchin the trailer... it made me wanna catch the movie even more... i kinda model myself after donkey... all talk but no action... all these big wigs were havin a good time... socialisin wif 1 another... and there i wuz... serving drinks to these high-fliers... hey!... u cud at least say thank u when u take something from the tray... i'm not a drinks dispenser alrite... nobody understands
made my way down to phuture after dinner wif terisa... bumped into my blogmate in the queue... went over to say hello... BASKET! 1st thing u say to me... WANT TO JUMP QUEUE ISSIT?! FAT HOPE AH!... thanx gerald... y must we always bicker... u've been hanging ard joanna too much... even she has turned u against me! there wuz a PONY DJ battle goin on inside the club... 7 DJs... scratchin for 2 mins each in a bid to out-do one another... DJ dubious... he had more fan followin than his skills man... i'm sorry to say this lahz gerald... but he really look like ur ex lahz... respect goin out to the only female contestant for the event... although i din think u were the best... but u were still cool gal... in my ears... Fresh kutz wuz the best... dun know if i got the spellin rite... but of all the contestants... u rocked the beat boy... and a deservin winner u are... after their scratchin competition... the "professionals" were brought in and they showed the contestants a thing or two... oh my... hip-hop wuz in the house tat nite... had a live performance from some homegrown talents b4 proceeding onto the "bounce" part of the evenin... now i know the meaning of bounce man... but then again... i made the best out of it like i always do... terisa... u really dance very well... whenever i have the chance i'll be sure to plonk u on the bartop... tat's if i can carry u lahz... my bones brittle... not enuff calcium... but all in all... i had a fantastic time wif u again... the time i had wif u in phuture wuz amazing... left the area b4 3 and scooted off home... my feet cud only take so much bein stepped on for 1 nite... UNCLE! bedok pls... nobody understands...