Stuck in a moment

Are you ready! The Manchester derby occurs this saturday at Old Trafford... The red devils will definately go into this game brimming with confidence after their win against Benfica... plus the fact they're the favourites anyway... The blue half on the other hand juz had a disappointing home draw against a Watford side that always looked like snatching victory... City's away form has been atrocious this season and it doesn't look like improving with a visit to the form team of the EPL... although i'll be cheering my lungs out of City... unless the reds have a super off day and the blue half turn up the heat... then i dun see City going away with anything...
*nobody understands*

Basket... u dare say this derby won't be exciting...
*nobody understands*

Had a disciplinary talk today at the office... nothing happened... a new disciplinary team has taken over from the old one and so they're juz introducing themselves... then juz the usual talk abt how ur hair should be neat la... not coloured la... not have any piercings la... blah blah... was half falling asleep when he was saying the same old stuff i heard b4 at tracom when suddenly the head dropped the bomb on all of us... apparently according to senior management... our standard of discipline has been declining (really?) and that soon we will have a turnout n bearing session... meaning in full uniform come either once a week or once a month for inspection... hopefully it's the latter... i really hate wearing the uniform... dun ask y... i juz do... the crowd din really know how to react... some shook their heads while others gave the eyes... according to the head... they already had planned for this for quite some time already so we shouldn't be surprised... well... let's hope they continue planning this till June when i ORD so i wun have to do this then...
*nobody understands*

Had a nice little chat with my colleague Gary today... he asked me the very simple question of wat is system roll... u know... TOTO system roll? yes well... i casually explained to him tat when u buy system roll... u're guaranteed one number when the draw is made... as in... when u're buying ur numbers that time right... juz pick one number less and shade the system roll box... it'll cost u more to buy system roll but like i said... u're guaranteed one of the numbers tat'll come out during the draw...
his response... "but how will they know wat number i want?"
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tat left me juz speechless...
*nobody understands*