It's time to chill...

Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at anytime.
Mistresses are Tom Yams...Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat!!!

3 guys were introduced to a girl.
"Hi...I'm Peter, not a saint."
"I'm Paul, not a Pope."
"I'm John, not a Baptist..."
The girl replied..."Hi, I'm Mary, not a Virgin."

There are 3 male and 1 female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

*MAN UTD-KEEP ON ROCKIN'!*