Let's not be sexist here.

Men are canned food - once they've passed their expiry date, discard them. Please, NEVER ever recycle.
Men are playthings - sex objects who are constantly at the back and call of their women. In other words, they are pretty much worn out as time goes by.
Men are deprived mammals - Unlike the whales, men busk in the glory of being associated with a busty sexpot. They can even afford to divert their fullest attention to other women in the presence of their partners. However, it's sad that they always tend to ignore the mirrors.
Men are naive beings - they believe their women love them more than they can commit themselves. To women, it's no big deal. Men just think too highly and too much.
Men are politics-aggressive bitches - they flood the gossip tabloids more often than working women do.
Men think they are the kings of the road - but when the URA ladies arrive, they break into a frenzy and run for their cars.
Men are losers - they get into unnecessary fights becos of some important lady called EGO.
Men are excellent liars - so brilliant that they can lie to their partners straight in the face, at the very last minute, at the circumstance where there's no second chance and lastly, even when their partner already knows what his perfectly 'seamless' cock and bull story is about.