What happens?

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

( Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc )

A week left... tats all i got before i enlist... seemed like yesterday when i told myself i still got a month to enjoy... heard from someone who's currently serving in police now tat the prep course ( the one which i have to go for ) is really no stroll in the park... initially he thought it'd be senang... but boy was he wrong... apparently... tekong dun even do such things... was quite an eye-opener talking to him... and his words to me were very encouraging... " u die already lah "
*nobody understands*

I feel sorry for people who don't drink or do drugs. Because someday they're going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won't know why

I miss my work... feel aimless these days juz sitting at home and doin nothing when i could be doin the same at work and earning money... hahaz... private joke... but seriously... i loved doin wat i did... most of my colleagues were nice pple too... it was good talkin to them and i felt tat i cud bond wif them... well... it's time to try something new yeah?
*nobody understands*

money isn't everything...
but without money u can't buy anything

heard from an insider tat my old workplace which i spent 2 yrs at is gonna close down soon coz of falling profits... it's sad yes... but i guess the upper management always knew ( or so they thought they knew ) wat was best for the company... i left on a good note... no ill feelings towards each other or anything... but now... i must air my grievances towards this place...
1. if u dun have enuff teaspoons... then for God's sake... order more!
2. plastic spoons... are u insane?!
3. breakages happen... they aren't gonna mend back on their own...
4. a boss wif good pple skills wud be nice...
5. unfortunately... the boss only talks nicely to curvy, shapely pretty girls...
6. how abt listening to us for a change n not do wat as u please? aren't we a team?
7. the pay structure is rigid u cheap bastards...
8. u hold a high position... nobody likes u... pls understand tat...
9. is it me? i dun think so... we've worked together b4... but u're juz so hard to click with... u're too by the book... how abt being a little flexible yeah?
10. if u dun already know it... it'd be nice to do something abt the pest problem...
*nobody understands*

jabs are wonderful...
one from the nurse and i'm all good...
i love pain...

It saddens me to know tat... when i have a craving for my favourite pasta in town... i can't do anything abt it... shaw house and suntec outlets are gone... besides tat... prices are spiralling... and the quality at boat quay... was not up to standard...
*nobody understands*

China has a population of a billion people. One Billion. That means even if u're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like u

say it isn't so... some of my friends are fans of ur blog...
sure u write well... but i'll nv be ur fan...
*nobody understands*

What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila


*nobody understands*