Juz a question… when our pen juz doesn’t seem to work anymore… wat do we proceed to do? Shake it rite? Honestly… Does tat really work? When our watch juz doesn’t seem to tick any longer… juz gif it a good old swing and we assume it’ll work eh? Wrong… nothing happens… but yet we still continue to swing it using more force with each particular wrist action… FOR F*CK? Are u telling me tat the mechanics in the watch will juz jump rite into place and PRESTO! The watch lives again? Does it really work?
*nobody understands*

Saw an interesting family last nite while having my dinner… they really caught my attention coz of the way the 2 children looked… the son had a short buzz cut… but in the front he had kept a “tail”… a small amt of long golden hair… and the interesting thing was… he looked no older than 8 yrs old… the sister was abt somewhere there too… she too looked no older than 12 and was already wearing high heels… my my… dun these kids come along fast… surprising their dad din offer them a fag while he smoked… as they left the coffeeshop… they walked in unison together… and wat i mean is… their arms swung side to side typically like a 90’s ah beng… ALL OF THEM! well… looks like retro hasn’t died… the legacy still lives on…
*nobody understands*

Nobody said it was easy…
No-one ever said that it’d be this hard…
Oh take me back to the stars…

so far…
Staying in office past 6 – 3
Paid overtime – 0
Life of secretary - Priceless
*nobody understands*

While on the PS2…
Play enuff already anot
Ok… off it now
You play until wat time
U tomolo have to wake up early u know
JONATHAN!

-Words from mother to son
*nobody understands*