My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
( James Blunt - You're Beautiful )

oh come on James... keep ur chin up... dun say never...
*nobody understands*

This last week has been a drag in PA... rehearsals for my passing out ceremony had already begun the week b4... walked out late again coz we had to stay back n rehearse the damn thing... n it'll get more intensive when i book in again later... the instructors are saying we're not putting in effort... well... it's hard to be enthusiastic performing the things we'd be doing... even some officers have exclaimed how ridiculous it is... but tats life eh? but on a lighter note... this will officially be my last full week in PA ( i hope so )... will miss this place i've called home for the past 4 mths... plus most of my room-mates n neighbours who've i come to call frenz... sleep together ( not wat u think lahz )... eat together... study together... even shoot gun together ( also not wat u think lahz )... well... my squad was really great... no conflicts ( not tat i know of ) between us and everyday was filled wif laughter no matter how shit the day was... gonna miss u guyz... P.O.P OHHHH!
*nobody understands*

man city! i still believe in u!
*nobody understands*

well... nothing much has been happening to me during the past week... it's been pretty slow moving... hopefully it'll be different the next... been reading bar room jokes to keep me occupied... typed out some i thought were rather hilarious...

The captain n the camel
A captain in the foreign legion is transferred to a desert outpost. There he notices an old, seedy looking camel at the back of the barracks and asks his sergeant wat the animal is for.
"well sir, we're a fair distance from anywhere here and the men do have natural sexual urges. When they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain soon becomes frustrated himself. Finally he can't stand it anymore and tells his sergeant: " Bring in the camel!"
The sarge shrugs his shoulders and leads the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain then gets begins vigorous sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks, "is tat how the men do it?"
The sergeant, somewat surprised, replies, "well, no sir, they usually just use it to ride to the brothel in town."

Freddie learns a lesson
Little 10 yr old Freddie goes for a long weekend wif his uncle, a wealthy farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, "UNCLE JOHN! COME QUICK! THE BULL IS FUCKING THE COW!" Uncle John is highly embarrased by his nephew's language and, taking him aside, explains tat he should watch his language.
"You shud say something like,'The bull is surprising the cow' and not some filth tat u've picked up on the playground," he says.
A few days later, Freddie comes in again yelling when his uncle n aunt are entertaining guests. "UNCLE JOHN! COME QUICK! THE BULL IS SURPRISING THE COWS!" The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, "Thank you, Freddie, but surely u meant to say cow, not cows. A bull surely can't "surprise" more than 1 cow at a time."
"Yes, he can!" replies the nephew.
"HE'S FUCKING THE HORSE!"

Tommy's good news
Tommy ran home from school, as he could not wait to break the good news. "Mum, Mum!" he yelled. "I had sex with the geography teacher today!" "Dad, Dad!" he exclaimed. "Guess wat? i had sex with my geography teacher."
"I'm proud of u son," says the father, much to the mother's disbelief. "I think now u're old enuff to ride ur brother's bike." Tommy's face then dropped in disappointment. "i can't. My arse hurts!"