Monday, August 08, 2005

Arsenal Ain't Before

I'm glad you lost graciously...

When going shopping...
Britons : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S'poreans: No Stock!

When someone is in the way...
Britons : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
S'poreans: Siam lai! or Siam, hor! or Skius!

When doubting someone...
Britons : I don't recall you giving me the money.
S'poreans: Got meh?

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Britons : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S'poreans: See what see?
*I've put this up for you buddy, it's cool.*

0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home