Panadol Flu works wonders

The air here in the office is really beyond the healthy PSI range. It's practically smoked up with dust, fungus, bacteria and what have you...eeeewww.
Have been sneezing my life away ever since two days ago. Felt like there were ten pimples growing inside my nose now. This's what happens when you have an ultra-sensitive nose - it cooks up a storm when you least expect it, bringing you an El Nino even. Damn! I hate pills.
I've just been banned from taking alcohol whenever I'm not under supervision. Guess I'm probably in the first stage of liver disease. Well, let's not talk about it.