Wise words...

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
(I have a catapult. Give me all the money or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)

They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'll kill too many people. - Eddie Izzard

Jon, you've been a fine son, but i think it's time for a change.
I found a boy overseas who can do it cheaper.

I'm all dried out for you...

*nobody understands*