Choice phrases used whenever necessary (but rarely)

Tw*t - Derogatory term. Very rarely used. Only used when very angry.
Half-Twit - Nicer term compared to the first. Used only in a joking manner.
Muppet - Used on Corradi whenever i see him in a Man City shirt.
D*ck - When someone fails to spot the obvious. Mainly on guys.
Tart - When someone doesn't know what he/she is doing.
Song song kao jurong - Modified term. Used to signify something good or exciting happening.
Sui pa sui, wu kui pa jian fei - Modified term. Used when issuing a challenge.
Oh my gawd - When something unexpected happens.
YEEEASSSSSS - Have u watched little britain?
Basket - When something that shouldn't happen, happens.
Xin tia ke bei si - Literal translation=Heart pain until die
*nobody understands*