And so he yelled at her:

You owe me an IOU - owe me an IOU
You owe me an IOU
Don't think that I'll forget
You owe me an IOU - owe me an IOU
You owe me an IOU
Don't think that I'll forget
I know what I should get this time
(yeah)
(Hot Hot Heat - You Owe Me an IOU)

Read from the rumour mill that my beloved Manchester City are eyeing Jens Lehmann...
No pls don't... i don't like him and plus he's overpriced... 1 million pounds dammit! That's like 1 million pounds too much for him...
AND HE'S FROM ARSENAL! HAVE MERCY PLEASE!
*nobody understands*

I have a lecturer who juz loves picking on me... he always knows when i'm not paying attention... it's like no matter where i sit his radar is on... just the other day in class... i was seated somewhere in the middle and i admit i wasn't paying attention as i was daydreaming... there were these couple of guys behind who too weren't paying attention but were talking among themselves... the lecturer must have obviously heard them and so he stopped and looked to the back... there i was in the middle... minding my own business... suddenly he goes, "ok at the back! what is ur view on what i just said?"... so i turned to look behind... and he quips, "Jonathan, u."
Apparently, there is no back after me. I'm the furthest line the class goes.
*nobody understands*

Random Thoughts
In Beyonce's song 'Irreplaceable'... her first lines are 'To the left, to the left'... couldn't she have sung something like 'To my left' or 'To your left' and not confuse everyone? Ok... yes... like i said... there's just random...
*nobody understands*

A rather interesting conversation erupted yesterday while i was having lunch... as i was talking to Joanna... Gordon suddenly interrupted...

Me: Joanna... I really think you should do an IQ test... i'm really curious to see how u'll fare...
Joanna: Why leh?
Gordon: IQ Test? Do test on what?

That just left me stunned... i swear i was left speechless for a good 10 seconds...
*nobody understands*