Ahmad strikes again...

Ahmad is cheap...
Ahmad eats free meals...
Ahmad particularly likes aglio olio...
Ahmad doesn't mind vongole as well...
Ahmad likes it when there are wrong orders...
Ahmad loves Ahmad
*nobody understands*

Caught a rather interesting sight last nite after work... there was this couple at the bus-stop and it looked as if the guy was leaving... i wasn't being kapo or wat but they were juz right in front of me... anyway... and so he and his woman kissed... no tats not the interesting part... its when he started walking away and his back was turned... the woman actually spitted on the ground... spit after kiss... oh my... love...
*nobody understands*

Sitting on the upper deck of the bus on the way home... i noticed something out of the ordinary... there was a slipper on top of the bus stop... not a pair... just ONE slipper... several questions ran thru my mind at that very moment... how did tat one get there? Who's is it? How did tat person walk home? Why is it i can't find any shop that sells the current Manchester City jersey? Questions... only questions...
*nobody understands*

Girl on girl... what a riot...
*nobody understands*