Kids Say The Darnest Things

When asked about pop bands...

"NSYNC'S POP IS A BIG BASKET OF RUBBISH" - Anonymous - Age: 10, United Kingdom
"I THINK THAT MOST MUSIC IS COOL" - Frankessa - Age: 10, USA 
"Music is cool mate! "- Bob - Age: 16, Australia
"My favorite tune is SURVIVOR from DESTINY'S CHILD. Alot of kids like rap,but I don't. "Sometimes it has bad language and is a bad influence for children. I also like country music. It is very relaxing. A couple of times I listened to MOZART." - Chelsey - Age: 10, USA

When asked about God...

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.  Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.   
"Momma, look what I found!" the boy called out.    "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

When questioned in class...

A class professor was giving a lecture on company slogans and was asking his students if they were familiar with them.   
"Joe," he asked, "which company has the slogan, 'come fly the friendly skies'?" Joe answered the correct airline.   
 "Brenda, can you tell me which company has the slogan, "Don't leave home without it?" Brenda answered the correct credit card company with no difficulty.   
"Now John, Tell me which company bears the slogan, 'Just do it'?"
And John answered, "Mom."

When asked How Do People In Love Typically Behave...

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." - Wendy, 8.
"Mooshy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much." - Arnold, 10.
"All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark."