Don't Just Smile...LAUGH!

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But Mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Wife: What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?
Hubby: Golfing with friends, my dear.
Wife : What? At 2 am?
Hubby: Yes, we used night clubs.

Interviewer: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her ? Millionaire: A Billionaire.

A man was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?
He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Q: Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S ?
A: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Wife: What do you like most in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humour."