People...Enjoy!

Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months."

Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!

A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub.
She took him to her apartment and said: "Tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!"
So he ran off with the TV and VCR...

A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked:
"Why do you have your tits on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!"