EVER WONDER...

• Why you don't ever see the headline " Psychic Wins Lottery " ?
• Why " abbreviated " is such a long word ?
• Why doctors call what they do " practice " ?
• Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons ?
• Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?
• Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods...

• On a bar of Palmolive soap: " Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?..)
• On some frozen dinners: " Serving suggestion: Defrost." ( but, it's " just " a suggestion)
• On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) :" Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late rite!)
• On Nytol Sleep Aid: " Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and I'm taking this because?...)
• On a Japanese food processor: " Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this...I'm just curious)
• On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: " Product will be hot after heating. " (and you thought?...)