What Makes You A Singaporean

• Thanks to SMS, you have an extra large thumb.
• Thanks 2 SMS, u oso donno how 2 spel n e mor.
• You pat MRT and bus seats to cool them before sitting down.
• At lunch, you start discussing what to eat for dinner.
• When speaking to foreigners, you somehow feel a need to adopt an accent.
• You won't raise your voice to protest policies but you'll raise your fists to whack someone over Hello Kitty.
• You're forever talking about businesses you want to set up but will probably never get around to starting.
• You don't know any of the people attending your wedding.
• You separate food into 2 basis groups: heaty & cooling.
• You think that what makes you 'married' is not the legal registration but whether you've thrown a 10-course dinner.
• You force your children to take Speech & Drama classes, but pray they won't wind up in Arts later on.
• If you're a guy, whenever you get together with your guy friends, you invariably trade army stories.
• You've eaten more times at the Esplanade than you've actually seen shows there.
• At the dinner table, you're always discussing which other food places serve better versions of what you're eating.

Lastly...

• You think the most important sporting event this year was David Beckham switching from MU to Real Madrid.