Randomness

Crisps
Crypt
Grasp
Gaps
Raspberry
Rapberry
I've found ur kryptonite...
*nobody understands*

It was a typical day... juz like any other day... 9.30am... breakfast with my colleagues down at the canteen... walked up to the drinks stall with my colleague ivan... arghs... no can of lemon tea up on display for my fingers to pick up... i need my fix early in the morning... the apple tea and peach tea weren't tat appealing today... ahhh... wat's tat i see from the corner of my eye? a whole carton of lemon tea juz waiting to be stocked up... "xiao di yao her se mo?" the auntie asks... lemon tea pls... looking for the right amt of coins from my wallet... the auntie tells me to take it from the display... there isn't any on the display i reply in broken mandarin... her response?... "mei you jiu si mei you le"... my finger comes up from my side pointing to the carton... "aiyah na ge... ru guo qian mian mei you jiu si mei you la" she rudely tells me... i turn towards ivan... he gives me a shrug of the shoulders... "bu ke yi na yi guan gei wo meh? zhai ni ho mian" i ask the auntie in halting mandarin... "na qi ta de la.. wo sian zhai mei you kong" she replies agitatedly... MY GOD WOMAN! IT'S JUST BEHIND YOU! OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES!... of course i din say tat but the point is we've been standing here having a mini conversation for the past 30 seconds n u tell me mei you kong?... dammit! u even tell me mei you le... these canteen aunties have juz too much power... they rule with an iron fist... now wat was the poor boy to do?
*nobody understands*

The mid-season monsoon break was over... the players were eager to play again after such a long break away from the game... the teams were set... the players ready... but then... it juz had to happen... a heavy downpour rained down on the court... looked to the heavens... it din seem like relenting... the referee came out to inspect the conditions... in best interest of the players' safety the match was called off... groans were heard... the players weren't happy... Admin FC midfielder Desmond was downcast but said he'd be ready when the weather's ready... AC POD's Chinese defender Weilun expressed his disappointment in halting english by saying, "I ready to kick but rain. Next time hope the rain better."... French striker Gary added, "zee.. wat's zee wrong with zee weather? inz zee country it tees always raining u zee... from zee where i come fromz it zee always sunnies..." Defender Jon was unavailable for comment.
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Watched Stranger Than Fiction over the weekend... Well... i must say tat the movie was indeed strange... It's abt how this man Harold has this very boring routine life and he can hear "voices" in his head... the voice in fact comes from an author and she's narrating his life for her new book which she has not completed yet... and guess wat? she has to kill him in her book... Harold finds out abt it from her narration and tries to stop his imminent death by finding how whose voice it is he's hearing and find her... anyway... towards the end... author and title character from novel come face to face and that already became very strange because it showed that Harold is real... point being... if u went into the cinema not expecting anything it'd be better... coz the story got very strange and fictatious... despite all tat... i particularly liked it to be honest... movie was light-heartedly funny and warm at the same time... the author who was played by Emma Thompson from Love Actually played the role without any makeup... not bad for someone who turns 48 this yr... Will Farrell is known for his comedic roles... but he played the role of Harold very well... Think if I had to choose this or Night at the Museum... I'd pick Stranger Than Fiction... Now on to The Queen!
*nobody understands*

Dreams... do they mean anything?
Dreams of you... does it mean anything?
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Relationship with Boss is getting worser by the day...
Just when u think worser was as bad as it could get...
It just became worserest...
*nobody understands*

Out in the desert... will i find my way home?
*nobody understands*