Mental! Mental!

How ya like my afro?
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Thailand vs Singapore... wat a match... out from nowhere... Mr Khairul Amri scores the equaliser that silences the whole of Thailand... watched the match with my dad... father n son in front of a tv rooting for our homeland... Thailand kept on coming at us and with better finishing could have been out of sight by the first half... in EPL terms... Thailand was Arsenal with their silky skills and attacking football... whereas we were like Everton... always looking to hit them on the break and put 9 men behind the ball when defending... 1-1 the final score and the cup was ours... joy n jubilation... the Singapore team's on the up! Watch out for them!
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I couldn't resist them any longer...
just leave it mate...
it's not worth it...
think of the cholesterol...
willpower! willpower!
was not meant to be...
i was defeated...
a whole plate of cockles for dinner...
itchy skin was my reward...
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it's torture being a city fan...
losing at home again...
we're 15th now...
dreams of europe slowing fading
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In other unrelated news, after initial trials with the club, Ostkiefer FC have finally come to a decision to sign Jon on a free transfer. Not much is known about Jon except that he hails from the amateur leagues of street football. After years of obscurity, he was spotted by a scout at a recent game. In his own words, "The boy's rubbish. He can't pass, can't dribble, can't shoot, can't pass, no technique at all, can't head, can't pass, can't run, can't sprint, his fitness is terrible, can't pass, ain't got skills, he's weak, and did i mention he can't pass?! BUT! if there's something this boy can do then it's dive! He'll easily win for us 10 maybe 20 penalties a season." Details of his contract have not been disclosed but rumour is he won't be paid anything.
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My advice to the very little amt of pple who actually read my blog... pls boycott JUICE magazine... my colleague ivan n i have agreed that it's really just a crap mag... i really wonder how much effort actually goes into each issue... want to know wat i mean? just pick up a copy... no wait... it really isn't worth it at all... so dun bother... just take my word on this...
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The day i dread most... i'm up for staff appraisal again so basically will have to complete a form and be graded by my superior... why i dread it? well... i'm sure the lot of u actually know wat kind of relationship my boss n i have and well... basically it's anything but fruitty... time to kiss ass jon...
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Definition of a real phone...
camera function? - nowhere near...
infra-red? - nope...
bluetooth? - dun have tat either...
mp3 capabilities? - u got to be kidding...
video player? - no no no...
Fortunately i happen to own one of these real phones...
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My colleague Jonathan can sing "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" from The Darkness flawlessly... it juz blew me away...
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Have not seen a blog from my blogmate in ages...
Are you still alive?
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