Here comes your man...

Priscilla's been great but i guess it's time to move on... she's not been rocking me like how she used to... day n night she'd always be there for me to twiddle her knobs and push her buttons... it's not u... it's me... i need a fresh start... it's time i told u... no point acting if it wasn't true... i'm seeing someone else... well kinda... i think abt her day n night... she's neutral to all of this but i really want her... should we make this serious then? u'll be mine by the end of the month...

The weather's back to punish us...

This month and next are gonna be real busy months for me... haven't really seen my friends as often as i would like to... this job is supposed to be flexible man... but i'm actually working harder here than i used to... but hey... i'm not complaining... made new friends... learned a hell lot of important things... earning the dough and moving forward with my career and life... bless me Lord...

Hopefully i'll be able to spot myself... the recognition would do wonders for me...

Short and long holidays in the works... can we afford it? let's ask suze orman... approved or DENIED!... hopefully the partner and i can get one soon... isn't it the trend... going for holidays when we have no money... Shanghai will only be next year without her... u better pray i can make it to Paris and take u with me...

*nobody understands*

I am 'Distinctly Average'... and a proud Man City fan... Believe it...

It's been ages since I last blogged... haven't had the spirit nor the inspiration to actually sit in front of this screen to actually type out what I feel... this will probably be another once in a blue moon post but hopefully I'll be able to re-find the ummph to start blogging again...

Left the F&B industry already... enjoyable while it lasted... but enjoyable was all tat it was... guess i just wasn't that committed to the cause after all... thanks for the memories... i'll just enjoy it as a diner from now on thank you very much...

Just as Tom Hansen was 'Perfectly Adequate' in 500 Days of Summer... you can call me distinctly average... there's nothing wrong in being average... at least tats wat I constantly tell myself when i come out short... if there was a league of extra-average gentlemen... i'd be right up there... oh believe me... top 5 at the least... that's how distinctly average i'll be...

Blue Moon, you saw me standing alone, without a dream in my heart, without a love of my own.

*nobody understands*

Targets

Gareth Barry, the former Liverpool target... courted by Rafa... now with Hughes...
Carlos Tevez, the former United player... betrayed by Alex... now with Hughes...

Who's next?

Emmanuel Adebayor, the Arsenal player... rocky with Arsene... might be with Hughes...
John Terry, the Chelsea captain... disillusioned with Carlo... might be with Hughes...

Hughes... heard of him? now u will...
Big 4? Oh pls...
It's fantasy football all over again...

*nobody understands*

Fraud

Look. See that boy come with girlfriend. Haha. Simple la. Aiyah look at him. He look sotong sotong one. Sure don't know anything. Sign say one price. We just add this add that then say must add in he also cannot say anything la. He where will argue. He sotong la. Hi welcome. Sure this way please.

*nobody understands*

Bait

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick...

Apparently, cockroaches are attracted to peanuts... i have the proof.. now u know...

*nobody understands*

He has a plan...

Had a very good weekend...
Had a good swim... both dry n wet...
Kayla's baptism was beautiful...
A sleeping baby with water being poured over her head is never a good sign...
A rude awakening would follow...

Hopefully something will materialise by the end of this week...

The smartest man on earth... ha!

If only... there was more to do...

*nobody understands*

A Grave Injustice

I feel robbed...
I know I was...
It's unbelievable...
It's just another day...

Long day this Sunday...
Let's hope it all goes smoothly...
Troublemakers pls stay away...
I don't need you neither do I want you there...

Were you there at Capitol Building on Monday evening to witness something rather miraculous? A bird had found some time to cross the road... jaywalk in fact... now let this be a lesson to all birds... usually when they see cars coming into their path they'd just fly away out of harm's reach... well this bird must have thought it was indestructible coz it din move! Or maybe it din know how to fly (no... it wasn't a penguin crossing).. Luckily (for the bird) it got clipped by the side of the car's wheels... although not gravely wounded... it was rather disoriented... and that's not what any bird would wanna be when on the roads... this was bad... the lights were green and now throngs of cars was coming towards the bird...

Now a crowd (humans not birds) had gathered on the sidewalk... some could barely watch while others wish they could juz rush onto the road and scoop the poor bird away to safety... but alas... we would be of no match to the mighty and speedy automobiles... the bird would not stand a chance...

Or would it? The bird... standing there... life flashing before very eyes... the car tyre would be the last thing it sees... but no... it wasn't its time yet... somehow... no car had managed to flatten our feathered friend... with each passing car drew a loud gasp coming from either side... unbelievable... its still alive!

I couldn't believe it... neither could its adoring fans... the bird had managed to display fine survival skills... the last car whizzed by... the green man showed himself... and now... it was time for the bird to limp on by to safety... limping away... i couldn't help but think it could have been much worse...

But for one girl... this whole fiasco provided her with much relief... for her hiccups had gone away for another day...

*nobody understands*