Now the difference is apparent...

Gona say something that would really anger my blogmate here...probably he was seeing this coming...but all I wana say is that our famous Xiaxue does write exceptionally well, and in addition to that, it compasses a wry sense of humour that's totally bimbotic. Saying this can never make me her fan, for I was forwarded her blog address by my dearest colleague Lyd who happened to share the same sentiments. You're on my side. Right? It pays to use PhotoShop - that's where the face contour editing and pimple elimination process all begins...And the final product: F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S

Work has been draining my brains of their juices.
Being in love has been the best thing that ever happened. Singlehood is G.R.E.A.T! - Ladies, you know that's a LIE.
Clubbing has become a clueless priority in my social happenings.
My girlfriend has eloped with two very similar-looking ah bengs.
According to someone I know, blogging has been defined as a "wrong" kind of internet diary. Makes sense ain't it...how can we call it a diary when in fact, 99.9% of your friends have access to it through your Friendster account?
Trance is really getting more enjoyable by the minute.
Lastly, driving is putting my instructor's life in grave danger.

Re: Love never fails...

I thought love was a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun?
*nobody understands*

Van Nistelrooy: I ain't no pushover

Was just telling my bf how hilarious Sir Alex Ferguson was. If you were paying attention to the papers and soccernet after-match reviews during the weekend that passed, you'll come to realise that this o'fella is actually a freakin' 2-face bugger...tsk tsk tsk, it's jolly good time for him to retire, wouldn't it be great if J.Mourinho was to be Man Utd's up-and-coming manager then? Haha...
WHAT?! YOU'RE GOING INTO ARMY? WHAT?! JUNE? Man...you sure are full of surprises. Told you the fitness test was important right? Haha, look at it this way, you're quitting that Indian-monopolified place and heading on for a 'REAL'Men-monopolified environment. Sounds exciting doesn't it? Alright, enough of the gloating and teasing, just wana wish you all the best before hell (for you) begins. Can't be picky about food anymore jon...gotta learn to take the greens now. Can't be getting up late anymore jon...cos it won't be the sun that's gona land on your ass but the baton. Can't be watching movies every weekend anymore jon...gotta save the weekends for a good rest. Can't be watching weekday night / early morning soccer matches at Sempang anymore jon...gotta learn to use WAP to access the internet to get those LIVE scores. Can't be listening to Damien Rice anymore jon...gotta listen out for those idiots calling for your platoon. Can't be blogging much anymore jon...gotta learn to keep a real diary (hard copy, not soft copy anymore) while you're in camp.
Lastly, can't ask gerald out so often for kopi anymore jon...gotta learn to spend more time with your gf. Gonna miss you dearly, so will jo and the rest of my gfs.
Do take care and please meet up with me before you go in you hear? Meanwhile, your dear blogmate here will try her best to fill up the blog with as much words as she can while you're gone...=)

Love never fails...

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

Take me to the graveyard

You got wires, going in
You got wires, coming out of your skin
You got tears, making tracks
I got tears, that are scared of the facts

Running down corridors, through automatic doors
Got to get to you, got to see this through
I see is hope is here, in a plastic box
I’ve seen christmas lights, reflect in your eyes

You got wires, going in
You got wires, coming out of your skin
There’s dry blood, on your wrist
Your dry blood on my fingertip

Running down corridoors, through automatic doors
Got to get to you, got to see this through
First night of your life, curled up on your own
Looking at you now, you would never know

I see it in your eyes, I see it in your eyes
You’ll be alright
I see it in your eyes, I see it in your eyes
You’ll be alright

Alright

Running down corridors, through automatic doors
Got to get to you, got to see this through
I see is hope is here, in a plastic box
I’ve seen christmas lights, reflect in your eyes
down corridors, through automatic doors
Got to get to you, got to see this through
First night of your life, curled up on your own
Looking at you now, you would never know.
( Wires - Athlete )

A beautiful song from another British band.
*nobody understands*

Another day passed me by... could only finish work after Roop(manager) came coz had to pass on instructions to him from charles(manager)... apparently the new credit card machine wasn't working... roop wuz to call the credit card company to configure the machine... but seemingly impressive as roop is... he came... i told him the stuff... he twindled ard wif the machine... and hey... now it works! magic... paul wasn't working but was at the airport to see a fren off... after a bit of "come on lahz fren"... he was nice enuff to wait for me and then send me home... oh how sweet... got home... watched uruguay vs brazil on my sofa... dozing off rite there... b4 i knew it... the sun had already gone down n it wuz nite again... tat's how my days have been recently... my folks... well... they're somewat divided on the issue... my dad's the quiet personality kind of guy... whereas my mum's the "HUH? AGAIN? WHY?" kind of woman... well... terisa's not been happy though... and wif good reason too... i can totally understand why... i'm juz trying to make the best out of everything i guess... i love these graveyard shifts... why doesn't anyone believe me?
*nobody understands*

GUESS WHAT?! i'm now officially a california fitness 2 week member... farking unbelieveable... pei lin (ex colleague) asked me to come down to california fitness and i could get a free movie ticket... in these tough times... who wuz i to reject rite? all i had to do wuz juz tour the place and tat'd be it... well... wat wuz supposed to be a "thank u but no thank u and juz gif me the free movie ticket pls" became a 2 hr "when is it gonna end" tour at the orchard outlet... a lot of sit down strategies were implemented... wif the fitness consultant claiming to lower the fees and even offer student rate... farking fantastic... but tats if i wanted to join mate! at this point i wuz like thinkin... this guy's juz too sincere to reject... ahhh... wat now?! he din seem to get my "this is a really big decision and i'll need time to think abt it" or my "money's gonna be a problem" phrases... in the end... a 2 week trial membership was offered and it was juz really hard to say no to this guy... took it and bolted like the wind... ahhh! the reason wat i came here for! the ticket! i din get it! shite... walked back shamelessly to the counter to claim it... "wow... tats the longest anyone has ever stayed..." pei lin exclaimed... it sure was...
*nobody understands*

Happy April Foooool
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
*nobody understands*

risa... u have no idea how tat book saved my life this morning... and it wasn't just to cure boredom... it cured more than tat...
*nobody understands*

Time to leave the playground son... it's time for ur dinner... oh pls mum... juz a while longer... no means no... now get ur butt back here rite now before i get angry... yes mother...
*nobody understands*
*nobody understands*