My life is brilliant.
My love is pure.
I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don't think that I'll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.
You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.
( James Blunt - You're Beautiful )

oh come on James... keep ur chin up... dun say never...
*nobody understands*

This last week has been a drag in PA... rehearsals for my passing out ceremony had already begun the week b4... walked out late again coz we had to stay back n rehearse the damn thing... n it'll get more intensive when i book in again later... the instructors are saying we're not putting in effort... well... it's hard to be enthusiastic performing the things we'd be doing... even some officers have exclaimed how ridiculous it is... but tats life eh? but on a lighter note... this will officially be my last full week in PA ( i hope so )... will miss this place i've called home for the past 4 mths... plus most of my room-mates n neighbours who've i come to call frenz... sleep together ( not wat u think lahz )... eat together... study together... even shoot gun together ( also not wat u think lahz )... well... my squad was really great... no conflicts ( not tat i know of ) between us and everyday was filled wif laughter no matter how shit the day was... gonna miss u guyz... P.O.P OHHHH!
*nobody understands*

man city! i still believe in u!
*nobody understands*

well... nothing much has been happening to me during the past week... it's been pretty slow moving... hopefully it'll be different the next... been reading bar room jokes to keep me occupied... typed out some i thought were rather hilarious...

The captain n the camel
A captain in the foreign legion is transferred to a desert outpost. There he notices an old, seedy looking camel at the back of the barracks and asks his sergeant wat the animal is for.
"well sir, we're a fair distance from anywhere here and the men do have natural sexual urges. When they do, uh, we have the camel."
The captain soon becomes frustrated himself. Finally he can't stand it anymore and tells his sergeant: " Bring in the camel!"
The sarge shrugs his shoulders and leads the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain then gets begins vigorous sex with the camel.
When he's done, he asks, "is tat how the men do it?"
The sergeant, somewat surprised, replies, "well, no sir, they usually just use it to ride to the brothel in town."

Freddie learns a lesson
Little 10 yr old Freddie goes for a long weekend wif his uncle, a wealthy farm owner. One evening, as Uncle John and his wife are entertaining guests, they are interrupted by an out-of-breath Freddie who shouts out, "UNCLE JOHN! COME QUICK! THE BULL IS FUCKING THE COW!" Uncle John is highly embarrased by his nephew's language and, taking him aside, explains tat he should watch his language.
"You shud say something like,'The bull is surprising the cow' and not some filth tat u've picked up on the playground," he says.
A few days later, Freddie comes in again yelling when his uncle n aunt are entertaining guests. "UNCLE JOHN! COME QUICK! THE BULL IS SURPRISING THE COWS!" The adults share a knowing grin. Uncle John says, "Thank you, Freddie, but surely u meant to say cow, not cows. A bull surely can't "surprise" more than 1 cow at a time."
"Yes, he can!" replies the nephew.
"HE'S FUCKING THE HORSE!"

Tommy's good news
Tommy ran home from school, as he could not wait to break the good news. "Mum, Mum!" he yelled. "I had sex with the geography teacher today!" "Dad, Dad!" he exclaimed. "Guess wat? i had sex with my geography teacher."
"I'm proud of u son," says the father, much to the mother's disbelief. "I think now u're old enuff to ride ur brother's bike." Tommy's face then dropped in disappointment. "i can't. My arse hurts!"

Juz a little bit

Many's the time I ran with you down
The rainy roads of our old town
Many the lives we lived in each day
And buried altogether
Don't laugh at me
Don't look away

You'll follow me back
With the sun in your eyes
And on your own
Bedshaped
And legs of stone
You'll knock on my door
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?
What do I know?
I know

I know you think I'm holding you down
And I've fallen by the wayside now
And I don't understand the same things as you
But I do

Don't laugh at me
Don't look away

You'll follow me back
With the sun in your eyes
And on your own
Bedshaped
And legs of stone
You'll knock on my door
And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?
What do I know?
I know

And up we'll go
In white light
I don't think so
But what do I know?
What do I know?
I know
( Keane - Bedshaped )
*nobody understands*

I dun understand it... but why does the food taste better on the weekend? i was doing duty last saturday at PA and my meals at the mess... and my goodness... it was like they added something into the food which they must have totally forgot on the weekdays... something called taste... i will have to investigate more on this phenomenon...
*nobody understands*

P.O.P ohhhh!!! tats the noise the squad has been making the past week... yes... we're gonna pass out soon! very happy indeed... i've waited a good 3 mths plus for this day... apparently the lot of us have a new nickname... senior mang-koh... in english terms... it juz means senior "bowl" coz of the way our hair looks after the initial "shave it all off" haircut... hahaz... taking a look at how the new batch tat came in are treated... my my... they're gonna have their work cut out for them... i can still remember wat it was like... echos of madonna's this "used to be my playground" run thru my mind... some of my squadmates like to make fun of the new intake... calling them mang-kohs... shouting P.O.P ohhh in their faces... no more prep course in another i hear constantly... seems all rather childish to me... i mean... i wouldn't like it if i had a senior b4 me yelling all this to us... but then again... all i can do is juz not do it on my part... plus the fact tat i find it rather ironic when abt half of my squadmates who've nv even been thru the 1 mth prep course b4 yelling NO MORE PREP COURSE at the top of their lungs to the juniors...
*nobody understands*

I was recently selected for an interview to be a staff assistant at MHA headquarters... dun ask me how i got selected for the interview... even my officers dun know wat happened... me? jon? are u sure there's no mistake?... well... there were a few possibilities... one of them was probably coz i broke my wrist b4 and another was maybe coz of my eczema problem... all possibilities but i will only know soon enuff... wasn't interested in the position initially but found tat there were more pros to the job than cons... if i do manage to get it... i cud maybe go do a part-time degree... tats juz a maybe ;>... probably get my driving license and it'll juz be office hrs whereas the other postings require shifts tat wud probably drain my weekends away... not sure how i fared... but juz keeping my fingers crossed... wish me luck!
*nobody understands*

Music Therapy

TEMPTATIONS

A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."

The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks they returned to the Church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the husband obviously very depressed.

"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired. "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month...." the young man replied sadly.

The pastor asked him what happened. "Well, the first week was difficult; but, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts.

One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of peas and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly.

"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "We know." said the young man, hanging his head "We're not welcome at Cold Storage anymore, either..."

Weird Don't Ya Think?

Newcastle's biggest signing - i feel more empathy for Owen rather than threatened.
On another note, Ivan will be enlisting next week. Jon swore you won't be able to endure military training. Man, show him you ain't no pussy! Sad, what a pity. Make sure you don't miss out too much on your matches eh? But anyway, it isn't really a loss...cos Arsenal ain't gonna end up tops too! hahahahahahahaha! Here's a poem for good times sake:

Wait for me, and I'll return
Only wait very hard
Wait when you are filled with sorrow...
Wait in the sweltering heat
Wait when the others have stopped waiting,
Forgetting their yesterdays.
Wait even when from afar no letters come to you
Wait even when others are tired of waiting...
And when friends sit around the fire,
Drinking to my memory,
Wait, and do not hurry to drink to my memory too.
Wait. For I'll return, defying every death.
And let those who do not wait say that I was lucky.
They will never understand that in the midst of death,
You with you waiting saved me.
Only you and I know how I survived.
It's because you waited, as no one else did.

Cheers.