And so he yelled at her:

You owe me an IOU - owe me an IOU
You owe me an IOU
Don't think that I'll forget
You owe me an IOU - owe me an IOU
You owe me an IOU
Don't think that I'll forget
I know what I should get this time
(yeah)
(Hot Hot Heat - You Owe Me an IOU)

Read from the rumour mill that my beloved Manchester City are eyeing Jens Lehmann...
No pls don't... i don't like him and plus he's overpriced... 1 million pounds dammit! That's like 1 million pounds too much for him...
AND HE'S FROM ARSENAL! HAVE MERCY PLEASE!
*nobody understands*

I have a lecturer who juz loves picking on me... he always knows when i'm not paying attention... it's like no matter where i sit his radar is on... just the other day in class... i was seated somewhere in the middle and i admit i wasn't paying attention as i was daydreaming... there were these couple of guys behind who too weren't paying attention but were talking among themselves... the lecturer must have obviously heard them and so he stopped and looked to the back... there i was in the middle... minding my own business... suddenly he goes, "ok at the back! what is ur view on what i just said?"... so i turned to look behind... and he quips, "Jonathan, u."
Apparently, there is no back after me. I'm the furthest line the class goes.
*nobody understands*

Random Thoughts
In Beyonce's song 'Irreplaceable'... her first lines are 'To the left, to the left'... couldn't she have sung something like 'To my left' or 'To your left' and not confuse everyone? Ok... yes... like i said... there's just random...
*nobody understands*

A rather interesting conversation erupted yesterday while i was having lunch... as i was talking to Joanna... Gordon suddenly interrupted...

Me: Joanna... I really think you should do an IQ test... i'm really curious to see how u'll fare...
Joanna: Why leh?
Gordon: IQ Test? Do test on what?

That just left me stunned... i swear i was left speechless for a good 10 seconds...
*nobody understands*

What makes you different?

The radical invents the views.
When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.

Convictions are more dangerous foes of truth than lies.

Never tell anyone your problems or your plans.

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.

I want to know God's thoughts...the rest are details.

Stain Boy

Sing it soft.
Make it slow.
Apples parachute the boys back down.
Fill it up.
Overflow.
A new, improved modern way to feel.
I don't even know you.
You won't even know I'm gone.
Was it something I did wrong?
( Meg & Dia - Roses )

A typical question
What is a traditional spa?

Untypical answers
-Is it short for a traditional spastic?
-Is it tat time when the woman pulled my pants down and then put my penis into her mouth?
-Is it supposed to be traditional when she pulls down her top?
-Spa? As in sparring?
*nobody understands*

Find myself slipping into a deep coma everytime i have a break... dun shake me... i need my sleep...
*nobody understands*

Meet Jon
So little friends
So many problems
*nobody understands*

Call me Stain Boy