One Sweet Day

Sorry I never told you,
All I wanted to say.
Now it's too late to hold you,
Cos you've flown away
So far away...

Never had I imagined,
Living without your smile.
Feeling and knowing you hear me,
It keeps me alive
Alive...

And I know you're shining down on me from heaven
Like so many loved ones we've lost along the way
And I know eventually we'll be together
One sweet day...

*in loving memory of a friend's granddad*

WHAT!!!!!!!!!??????????

Cinderella's reply: wat?... u knew n u din tell me? how long has it been? 3 days? a week? y din u juz tell me... u even got ur good fren red riding hood to cover up for u... shocked? YOU DAMN RITE I AM! bitter? angry? not so lahz... i wud think i'm slightly more mature than tat... but i juz dun understand... how did it end up this way? it wuz so innocent.... so pure... how the hell did it end up out the window? burned a hole... the hole wuz still fixable... all it needed wuz some thread! AHHHHH! head in hands feelin... u din have to go this way! I~~~~~ CAN'T BREATHE EASY!... fairy godmother only got 1 of these nice prom dresses only lehz... storeroom dun got plenty for all occasions lehz... AHHHHH! WICKED STEPMOTHER!... u shud have cut ur servant's head off for wat it did! SNOW WHITE! where were you when i trusted you most?! off to a kingdom far far away for a summer retreat? damn it! u left it wif tat rookie servant... din u know the dress wuz delicate enuff as it wuz? why? haiz... dark clouds have gathered... no anger i promise... juz tat... our friendship is definately strained... red riding hood... i dun blame u... never did... all this while u've only been trying to help and i appreciate tat... snow white... here... have an apple... *nobody understands*

Show Me How To Live

i don't care if monday's blue, tuesday's grey and wednesday too. Thursday i don't care about you, it's friday i'm in love. *nobody understands*
It's been a while since i last blogged... the timing hasn't been perfect i guess... stayed over at jon's place last week and also slept early on a couple of occasions... oh well... let me begin then... jon had stayed over me place... he had the idea of trying my market there the mee rubus for morning breakfast... it's rumoured to be the best mee rubus in s'pore wif the best mee goreng next to it... but basket! u wake up 2pm how to get any breakfast... well... screwed the idea and made our way down to his place to get his guitar so tat cud get it repaired... but once i stepped into his home... DAMN IT! the soothing voice of the temptress called Playstation 2 called out to me... play wif me... play wif me 1 more time it called out... farkz... b4 i knew it... i wuz on his sofa AGAIN... wif tat controller in my hands AGAIN... playing smackdown like a little boy lost in a toy store AGAIN... oh my... juz look at my fingers... they're fidgeting... i have controller hands now... listened to audioslave and the cure at his place... SHOW ME HOW TO LIVE~~~~~!!!!! tat chorus kept on playin in my head... *nobody understands*
father's day is coming... most probably gonna take my dad out for lunch or somethin... but gotta see whether he got time for his son... my dad came up wif another 1 of his fantastic lines yesterday... he asked me wat i wanted for dinner... so i asked where we can go... he say ANYWHERE LAHZ... i say fine... how abt the bedok interchange since it's nearby... he look at me and say... WHY GO THERE? aiyah... I WANT to go to the opposite temasek JC hawker centre... tat's my dad for u... *nobody understands*

Fairytale Gone Wrong

Once there lived a gal named Snow White. One fine day, Snow White needed to borrow her dear friend - Cinderalla's prom dress for an annual ball. What a magical night that was having dawned on such a beautiful gown...Snow White felt as if she was in living in a fairytale...However things took a turn for the worse hours past midnight. The very next morning,one of Snow White's palace servants clumsily burnt a BIG hole in the Cinderalla gown while ironing it!MY GOSH!What a blunder! To spice things up,her wicked stepmother saw what an unsightly state the gown was in and exclaimed, 'Eeek! What is this piece of rag doing here?' Immediately after saying that, she thrusted the gown out of the window...into the crashing waves that hit the rocks at the bottom of the castle. PERFECT! Upon knowing that her best friend's gown would never come back, Snow White was devastated. The gown meant a lot to Cinderalla as it was a special gift from her fairy godmother. Whats more, Cinderalla had told Snow White the night before that it wasn't necessary to iron it...if only Snow White had listened...now it's all too late...So tell me, what should Snow White do? Cinderalla's still waiting for her gown...

What lies beneath

True LIES,tell me LIES,Bush LIES,white LIES,black LIES,little LIES,big LIES,small LIES,fat LIES,short LIES,long LIES,tall LIES,cow LIES,chicken LIES,dirt LIES,men LIES,women LIES,jerk LIES,great LIES,tv LIES,simple LIES,complicated LIES,friend LIES,boyfriend LIES,husband LIES,single LIES,family LIES,church LIES,city LIES,american LIES,liberal LIES,perfect LIES,good LIES,bad LIES,bill clinton LIES,beckham LIES,flower LIES,joe LIES,best LIES,worst LIES,stupid LIES,lame LIES,smart LIES,innocent LIES,rich LIES,poor LIES,private LIES,news LIES,political LIES,quote LIES,Jews LIES,government LIES,republican LIES,top 10 LIES,free LIES,paid LIES,red LIES,blue LIES,999 LIES,sweet LIES,bitter LIES,harmless LIES,hurtful LIES,damn LIES,save the LIES.

Tis the season

oh man... i feel so tired now... let me start from the beginning of my day... i slept at 4 the nite b4 and basket... the sun started blazin down into my room at 8... me mum had decided to tear down me curtains coz they were too dusty and wanted to gif it a good wash... farkz... then like tat lahz... cannot sleep liaoz... and guess wat crazy stunt i pulled... in the heat of the moment... i decided to be a fitness jock and i went for a jog... wahhh... been ages since i last did tat... but the jog went to show something... tat i am REALLY FREAKIN UNFIT... started pantin like a dog b4 i even got to the market to have breakfast... and to think i cud still do it effortlessly when i wuz still in primary scool... damn it... gotta start pumpin some iron soon... *nobody understands*
met jon at bugis for lunch... OH MY GOODNESS! we looked real faggoty in our alice bands... hahaz... a real comical moment when we both looked ourselves in the mirror... u in tat bright pink hairband wif all ur hair combed back... and me... in my black wired band wif hair sproutin out like a peacock... juz look at the attention we got man... this type of thing ahhh... like u said... shud only do once in a while... the public can only take so much yeah... work came shortly after tat... pity florence din let us wear our bands... we wud have been spectecular once again... *nobody understands*
aruna... so nice of u to drop by... sorry we ran out of passionfruit... i know u haven't tried it b4... but maybe next time k? well... at least got ur black forest cake... wahhh... u change hairstyle again ah... u and ur best friend terisa ah... like everytime the season change... so does the hair... my goodness... almost cuden recognise u when u stood at the entrance... oh well... like u said ahhh... b4 u leave our shores... remember to make time for baker boy here... *nobody understands*
left for chinablack after work wif lyd, lucas and gerald... sorry lahz jon... next time i'll call u along k... dun strain the friendship lahz jon... there wuz some poly bash going on... named blood rush... my goodness... where did they come out wif such "creative" names boy... the place wuz already packed wif... wat i assumed to be tertiary students... they played R&B n top 40s... there wuz this butch... farkz... she kept on stepping on lyd n me... she must have been drunk... kan ni nah... i cud only take so much... i elbowed her head... made it look like an accident... think she got the hint by then... but by then... i wuz already feelin tired n thirsty... AND JUZ THEN... like a WHITE KNIGHT FROM THE CLOUDS... lyd told me ivan wuz comin n asked gerald n me if we wanted a lift... hahaz... WHY NOT MAN?! already wuz feelin tired n stomach wuz not too good... thanx man ivan... u da best... reached home wif my stomach feelin better but still... way tired... i can't take it no more... i juz gotta go... *nobody understands*

Jon's day out

it wuz a wednesday... already woke up wif the same feelin almost every freakin day... y do i hafta work man... oh yeah... the money in my wallet... oh well... rushed like mad as usual to the crime scene... my superiors were waitin for me... DAMN IT! YOU'RE LATE AGAIN... wad the hell... it's only 5 mins... TAT'S NO EXCUSE! I'M DOCKING UR PAY!... tat's not wat they actually said but i can juz imagine betty saying tat to me... florence juz looked me from the corner of her eye... i cud juz hear her tots... WHY JON... why u must always late when betty ard... nobody understands...
worked the 1-7 shift... another event wuz riding on inside the walls of baker's inn... HP wuz in the house... apparently lauching some kind of new camera... a couple of features include a non-slip grip and able to remove the red-eye from pictures in ur camera... i went WOW!... in the camera... wif HP technology... even u... can control to future... they even had a preview on the makin of shrek 2 wif HP technology... how the crowd n clouds all look more realistic... praising themselves to the skies more likely... but after watchin the trailer... it made me wanna catch the movie even more... i kinda model myself after donkey... all talk but no action... all these big wigs were havin a good time... socialisin wif 1 another... and there i wuz... serving drinks to these high-fliers... hey!... u cud at least say thank u when u take something from the tray... i'm not a drinks dispenser alrite... nobody understands
made my way down to phuture after dinner wif terisa... bumped into my blogmate in the queue... went over to say hello... BASKET! 1st thing u say to me... WANT TO JUMP QUEUE ISSIT?! FAT HOPE AH!... thanx gerald... y must we always bicker... u've been hanging ard joanna too much... even she has turned u against me! there wuz a PONY DJ battle goin on inside the club... 7 DJs... scratchin for 2 mins each in a bid to out-do one another... DJ dubious... he had more fan followin than his skills man... i'm sorry to say this lahz gerald... but he really look like ur ex lahz... respect goin out to the only female contestant for the event... although i din think u were the best... but u were still cool gal... in my ears... Fresh kutz wuz the best... dun know if i got the spellin rite... but of all the contestants... u rocked the beat boy... and a deservin winner u are... after their scratchin competition... the "professionals" were brought in and they showed the contestants a thing or two... oh my... hip-hop wuz in the house tat nite... had a live performance from some homegrown talents b4 proceeding onto the "bounce" part of the evenin... now i know the meaning of bounce man... but then again... i made the best out of it like i always do... terisa... u really dance very well... whenever i have the chance i'll be sure to plonk u on the bartop... tat's if i can carry u lahz... my bones brittle... not enuff calcium... but all in all... i had a fantastic time wif u again... the time i had wif u in phuture wuz amazing... left the area b4 3 and scooted off home... my feet cud only take so much bein stepped on for 1 nite... UNCLE! bedok pls... nobody understands...

Fonzy

Fonzy likes soccer but he doesn't like golf
Fonzy likes running but he doesn't like walking
Fonzy likes coffee but he doesn't like tea
Fonzy likes swimming but he doesn't like cycling
Fonzy likes yellow but he doesn't like blue
Fonzy likes blogging but he doesn't like friendster
Fonzy likes Hoobastank but he doesn't like Radiohead
Fonzy likes sleeping but he doesn't like dreaming
Fonzy likes faggots but he doesn't like lesbians
Fonzy likes apple but he doesn't like banana

So tell me Gerald... why is Fonzy like tat? do u know?

HOT SEAT of the WEEK

Last Train Home by Lost Prophets

The Reason

Look jon, SWEET & SIMPLE enuf?