juz forgot...

oh yeah... wanted to wish all the best of luck to my frenz raymond, jem n vickie for their upcoming exams... all the best to u...
also to my good fren liting... study hard and do well... i'll see ya soon!
*nobody understands*

Very belated blog...

Said my niggaz don't dance we just pull up our pants
And do the rockaway, now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back
I said my niggaz don't dance we just pull up our pants
And do the rockaway, now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back
( Terror Squad - Lean Back )
*nobody understands*

juz wanna thank my good colleagues who have been fantastic to me all this while... nv did i expect tat surprise tat u gave to me... jon... u are one good actor... i really tot we were juz gonna play billiards... hahaz... and i really tot tat seein the girls at the tables was really a coincidence... i mean... its coffee club mahz... nothing weird and out of place... i felt lahz...
this is wat happened... on the 20th... i met up wif jon to slack the day... the rest had asked me wat i wanted to do on my bdae but i told them i din want any celebration... n i meant it ok... anywayz... jon n i had juz watched finish a movie and then we din know wat to do... so i told him let's go play billiards... ok he said... so as we were strolling past coffee club on our way to parklane... he suddenly stopped in his tracks and said... my fren workin at coffee club... wanna say hi to her... okok... but dun take too long... gotta wait for her to come out for her toilet break 1st... so we waited outside 7-11 for awhile... he got a pack of cigs for her... we waited... where's she?... jon then decided to go up to her n say hi instead... why not... since the place like look so busy i dun think she'd have time to come n smoke wif u anyway... walked in... hey hey... guess who's here jon... yen grace phyllis serena... hahaz... havin supper here at where jon's fren works? wat a coincidence... the girls called over to us... come sit wif us... ah... no thanx... we're juz passin thru... we're gonna play billiards... lim... shuden we get goin? aiyah jon... juz sit a while lahz... why rush... the place also wun close so early... hmmm... sounds logical... alrite then... we sat down n chatted for awhile and then rite out from nowhere... a small chocolate cake appeared rite in front of me... i obviously tot it wuz for 1 of the girls but then a candle proceeded to make its way on top of the cake... dammit... i've been snooked... it wuz honestly a very nice surprise from them... eternally grateful for such great frenz i have... juz supper and the company of u all wud have been super... but wat? still got card n present ah... din need to lahz... already u all spend so much this month... still go n buy thing for me... wat's inside? OH SHIT! i'm stunned n speechless... snooked again... the phone tat i've always talked abt... n here it is... in front of me now... the motorolla e398... my goodness... i definately know this isn't cheap... i juz couldn't believe it... it really really was... a fantastic nite... tat i will never... never forget...
*nobody understands*

risa came down to the airport durin my lunch break... had a good meal and we chatted like old times... although the feelin wuz different... it wuz still all good... wuz nice seein her again... she told me she found a job already... but where it is... she juz wouldn't tell me... i'll know eventually yeah? hahaz... well... hope u wun be too stressed out at ur new job then... take good care of urself u hear...
*nobody understands*

met lim on my actual bdae to do wat we were supposed to do the day before... play billiard... and billiards wuz how i spent my bdae... auntie... play today got discount anot?
*nobody understands*

thanx gerald for the present... it was really nice of u... din expect u to even get me anything... thanx again...
*nobody understands*

man utd won! but i'd hafta say... on the basis of the play... the match wuz fairly even till the penalty part... the referee din have a gd game at all... coz on a neutral point of view... he made a lot of bad judgements... but if u were a man utd fan... hey... we all need a bit of luck... takin a look from the match... all man utd strikers had a part to play in each of their goals... rooney got clipped and then van nistelrooy scored from the spot... the 2nd goal involved build up play from saha... smith... and then finished off by rooney... a well worked goal deep into stoppage time... the gunners cud have made it 50 games unbeaten... well... looks like they gotta create tat record somewhere else then... hahaz... they must be feelin a little odd when they go back to the locker rooms... i'd probably think tat they wud be singin in victory after each of their 49 other matches... but today... u look at me... i look at u... this feels weird... hahaz... finally... a team to beat arsenal after so long and its my beloved devils... now juz dun fark it up wif another 0-0 draw in the next match...
*nobody understands*

Gunners...Don't give me that blur face...Rooney...Happy Birthday

MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U MAN U...ROCK!!!

Well It's my turn now...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DEAREST BLOGMATE!

Pleasure reigns as I these greetings send
Your happiness should last till all things end.
Because you've been so sweet and understanding
In toughest times you've made me laugh and smile.
Rejoice in your own specialness awhile
This I'm not requesting but demanding!
Always your concern has been for me
Yet now you must endure my adoration!
*Stay is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary*

It's a weird world out there...

Saudi Arabia
In Saudi Arabia the Arab News issued this admirable weather report: "We regret we are unable to give you the weather. We rely on weather reports from the airport, which is closed because of the weather. Whether we are able to give you the weather tomorrow depends on the weather."

wat a lovely song...

And what I am to you, is not real
What I am to you, you do not need
What I am to you, is not what you mean to me
But you give me miles and miles of mountains
And I'll ask for the sea
( Damien Rice - Volcano )
*nobody understands*

had a chalet for grace coz it wuz her bdae last week... it wuz supposed to be a surprise thing for her so phyllis n serena did their utmost best to make sure she wasn't suspicious or anything... only the two of them met her and then they brought her down to costa sands for the event... the rest of us were already there and waiting for her arrival... but... sorry lahz... the fire for the bbq pit haven't start yet... who's fault? i guess it wuz kinda our ( jem, jon, jon, vickz, joel ) fault... when we arrived at the chalet... we really slacked all the way till evening coz we din think start a fire wud take tat long... boy were we wrong... betty juz couldn't stop complaining abt how long it took for us to get the fire going... can't u juz leave tat attitude at bakerzin juz this once? bought lots of food and drink for her bdae... on top of tat still got present and cake... won't say how much we all spent... but will juz say its not cheap... the highlight among the guyz tat evening wuz our first ever time of playing football together... we all had been talkin trash to each other on our playing styles and so finally it wuz time to put up or shut up... but only a few minutes into the game... there were already "injuries" to both derek n jon... both "facial injuries" tat wud hinder their sight... but all in all... it wuz great fun and we can't wait for the next session... when we got back... it wuz time to cut cake and present her wif presents... can see tat she wuz very happy... but hey... tat wuz the main aim of it all... to gif her a good happy birthday... wuz gettin late already... most of them left and a few of us stayed longer... played a few games and drank a few "drinks" b4 departin home... wuz really a day of fun n relaxation... but of course... we wun be able to have too many of these dayz coz if we keep on doing this... who go n work??? all the un-hip n un-cool pple ah?
*nobody understands*

i only have congrats for u jon... all those times of hardship tat have come hard on u... now its all gone... enjoy it while it lasts yeah...
*nobody understands*

Singapore did alrite in their world cup qualifier against India at jalan besar... but then again... no offence to the opposing team... we were playing india... not japan or oman... but india... and to run out 2-0 winners on home soil after 2 late goals... tat wasn't something to be wild abt... if u had actually seen their performance out there... it wuz sometimes honestly horrendous... our defence were juz makin a lot of mistakes and our final ball was clearly lacking... if continue to play like this... i think world cup is clearly out of reach... already asian cup struggling to even make next round... tiger cup n southeast asian games we are no more superior... something's gotta be done wif the squad and i think its gotta be soon...
*nobody understands*

met up wif jon first early last sunday before headin to town... wuz kinda like a shopping spree tat day wif us juz buying anything we wanted... well... not anything lahz... gotta see whether nice first or not mahz... wuz at peninsular plaza wif him and saw a couple of things tat i wanted to get... not necessities... but juz luxury items... like more jerseys and billiard cues... hahaz... like as though i good enuff to have personal cue like tat... jon finally bought his liverpool jersey... wuz tempted to go over and juz get the juventus away jersey... but then... dun have my size... ahhh... nvm lahz... already got the home jersey... on the prowl for the man city 1 now then... hahaz... sure get ridiculed when seen on the street wif it... but hey... i dun care... if u're a fan... u're a fan rite? after tat we made our way down to pacific plaza coz he wanted to get a couple of bermudas... originally din think of getting anything here coz i always tot everything here is juz expensive and overpriced... but it turned out tat a pair of nike shoes really caught my eye... they were pink/black in colour and they were from the nike zoom fc series... and it wuz the juventus shoe! wahhh! i gotta get me a pair of these i thought... 109 bucks? wahhh... a bit steep lahz... but hey... if u're a fan... u're a fan... juz buy lahz! ok... tats enuff for today then...
*nobody understands*

Sheesha does wonders...
*nobody understands*

My Happy Ending

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far away, a princess was born...a princess destined by a terrible curse to prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and become Sleeping Beauty. Her name was Aurora. In order to break the evil Maleficient's dreadful curse, the right prince (which happens to be Prince Philip) must first ride through the hottest of deserts, scale past the highest of mountains, brave through the strongest of winds and walk through the muddiest of swamps to find that tree with the miracle apple. His best buddy, Prince Howard, once tried to reach out to steal that apple but no, he didn't succeed. Now Prince Philip has already climbed to the tallest of trees...but will he be brave enough to reach out for that apple? Or is he just too afraid to fall?
- The last to know -

Wat the hell is wrong with my eyes?!

And we're all too blame,
We've gone too far,
From pride to shame,
We're trying so hard,
We're dying in vain,
We're hopelessly blissful and blind
To all we are,
We want it all with no sacrifice!
( Sum 41 - We're All To Blame )
*nobody understands*

everywhere i turn... it's u...
*nobody understands*

another wasted weekend... it's becomin a real habit already... while other pple are enjoyin time away from the stresses of work/scool on either a friday nite or a saturday... i juz have more pure indulgence wif it at bakerz... not tat i mind of course... we atrium bunch are quite a tight unit... not much chop n change in the part-timers rank for a couple of months now i think... i'd like to believe i get along well wif most of the staff there... if not... i wud have left a long time ago... hmmm... wonder wat's he still doin here...
*nobody understands*

jon was promised a raise in his pay... wow finally! after so long... but there was a catch... he'd hafta go to fullerton once every week... and tat wud most likely be once every weekend... wat nonsense is this... he already work so long here then still must have condition to get a pay raise... u all obviously dun know how much he has given to this company... i myself feel disgusted at the way he's bein treated... others behind him have already been picked from the queue... isn't it his turn yet?
*nobody understands*

JEREMY! got sleep anot? hahaz... jin jiat du lan...
*nobody understands*

40 days left for my attachment now... but i'm feelin rather stressful... showed my work to my manager last week and explained to him wat i had done... he took a look at it... a few nods... a few questions... and eventually... he returned it to me tellin me tat there was still some stuff left to be added... in other words... to me it was already 100% completed... but to him... it's only 50% done... so... where's the other 50%? well... looks like back to the drawing board then... i'd hafta set up meetings wif other division managers and talk to them as though i was a reporter... why? coz they're so freakin bz tat whenever they're free i'd only be able to ask questions for abt 10 mins b4 they got to leave and do other "MORE" important things... well... they claim to be bz... but whenever my manger want to talk to them... OF COURSE I FREE SIR! ANYTIME SIR! WHAT CAN I DO FOR U SIR...? basket... i student then like tat lahz...
*nobody understands*

Happy Birthday Grace...
One of the nicest colleagues i've known during my time at bakerz...
Have an enjoyable birthday!
*nobody understands*

I'M SO FREAKIN' PISSED...I'M ABOUT TO HAVE A BITCH FIT!

I've finally gotten the chance to see the real ugly side of Singaporeans over the weekend. It was so bad that it got me so freakin' pissed! Was helping out Bel's company at an event organised by National Health Promotion Board @ Toa Payoh last Sat, and boy was that one hell of an experience. I was assisting my fellow colleague Joanne in doing stage, while activities will be running on-stage with the most hated host ever - Henry Heng (by the way he's an actor who's always playing the 'extra' in the channel 8 drama serials and today, he didn't fail to 'promote' his own show to the public AGAIN)Alrite, enough talk, the main focus isn't him either...So this host of ours was supposed to be playing games with the audience on stage, just some q&a and in return the audience will win a prizes, which include a bottle of soya sauce, a bottle of sunflower natural oil and our grand prize - a Anlene hamper. So gerald was in charge of giving out prizes like some Miss Vanna White(this title was given to me all thanks to our dear Mr. Henry Heng,who so gladly annouced it over his microphone) Singaporeans are simply #@!$%*!!!! Not only did they get to win a prize even though their answer was wrong, they still wana CHOOSE the prize - WHY? cos it's just human mentality to take the bigger bottle, which happens to be the soya sauce if you were to compare it with that bottle of sunflower natural oil.
"Can I have that one ah? (pointed to that 'big' soya sauce)"
"Sorry mam, it wouldn't be fair to the rest if I were to let you choose"
"Please please..." (I hate to hear that word now!)
Then there comes that ''SHREK 2 Puss-In-Boots'' look on their face or shall I say the 'I can't live without soya sauce' expression that made me so unwillingly accede to their requests. WHY CAN'T I BE MORE FIRM?Damn...but hey IT'S JUST SOYA SAUCE!!!
(the above dialogues were in Mandarin by the way..they're AUNTIES for crying out loud)
The best part is yet to come...listen to this...
After giving away a couple of NTUC vouchers, I was supposed to give out 10 free packets of Anlene soya bean milk to the audience down-stage. TO ALL THE AUNTIES AND UNCLES OUT THERE, AGE 30-60, WHOEVER YOU ARE, DON'T EVER DO WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU EVER AGAIN!!! Once the audience saw me giving out free milk, i was like OH NO! A stampede was approaching...everyone RUSHED, YES RUSHED towards me while my hands were trying so hard to sustain the weight of the milk packets...never mind, as if those out-stretched hands reaching out trying to grab a packet of milk from me wasn't enough, they had to push and I was already going backwards! They were like cornering you...and I'm talking about 20-30 of them...NO NO, that ain't the best part yet. STILL! THEY WERE ALL AROUND ME FOR THAT LAST PACKET OF MILK! Just when I was going to pass this packet of milk to someone, ten hands stretched out to grab it and BINGO! the whole packet of milk exploded...and it all fell onto this poor auntie. My hand was covered in milk...win already...I had nothing more to say...That lucky man who took the milk still had the cheek to ask for a new one, when he freakin burst it!ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!Alrite, I guess I'm too pissed to continue, I've lost my voice, if you ever had a similar experience and wana vent out your anger, call me on my mobile and we can both have a bitch fit together.
*GO ENGLAND, YOU'RE GETTING THERE!*

WHITE CHICKS

Makin' my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass and I'm homebound
Staring blankly ahead
Just makin' my way
I'm makin' a way
Through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by
Cos' you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could see you ... tonight
*Vanessa Carlton - A Thousand Miles*

we're all self-conscious, i'm juz the first one to admit it

I'm no longer confused but don't tell anybody.
I'm about to break the rules but don't tell anybody.
I got something better than school but don't tell anybody.
My momma would kill me but don't tell anybody.
She wants me to get a good ass job just like everybody.
She ain't walked in my shoes i'm just not everybody.
( Kanye West - Graduation Day )
*nobody understands*

contradiction is ur fren...
it makes u say the opposite of wat u mean...
it makes u live in a world of denial...
it makes all of ur words inconsistent...
oh how it juz makes u a complete person...
see hyprocrite for extended meanings...
*nobody understands*

met up wif veronica yesterday... it's been a real long time since i had last spoken to her... b4 this we had sort of lost contact wif each other so naturally it wuz nice to have seen her again after so long... started catchin up abt our lives... our relationships... bakerzin... blah blah blah... was all good and well wif both crapping and havin serious talks... but we had to sort of end the nite early coz her partner wuz waitin to take her back home... rite... dun u even wanna say hi to me? wat... i wun bite... well... till next time then...
*nobody understands*

Bakerzin wuz up in flames on fri nite... the kitchen tat is... jun ren wuz makin the desserts up at the upper tier of the kitchen tat nite... i wuz patrolling the inside area when suddenly out of nowhere... wow... bright lights juz filled up bakerz... the whole restaurant juz went silent... some even ran out the door... their eyes peered up... it cud be seen thru the clear window on the upper tier tat the place wuz on fire... wud there be an explosion? resounding gasps flew thru the air... some cud even afford a cheeky grin... luckily it wasn't anythin serious... for the customers i mean... jun ren tore off his apron and started poundin the flames like a jockey's whip on his racehorse... the whole incident wuz done and dusted in less than 15 seconds... wif see kok providin extra cover to extinquish the flames... when it wuz all done n dusted... soot and black walls remained... the clean-up crew wud hafta do OT tonite... my goodness... i din know they provided in-house entertainment on a weekend... wud there be another one tomolo i wondered...
*nobody understands*

46 days left to go... then its back to scool... back back back to scool... not lookin forward to it though... back there... i'm juz not happy... my feet feel heavy everytime i walk into tat business scool... but why? wat do u mean jon... 4 yrs already... i tot u juz LOVED scool... i do not... i repeat... i do not love scool... even mentioned to my folks tat i wanted to drop out at the beginning of the yr... obviously they farked me upside down lahz... u study so long then now want to drop out?! u tryin to wat?! gif me high blood pressure issit?! finish the course... get the diploma... then we see how... wat? then wat? if u want... u can then try something different after tat... mass comm appealed to me at the start of my poly career... tried out for it... they din accept me... hell... they din even take a look at me... why? my english din make the grade... wun u at least listen to wat i've got to say? apparently not... if u can't cut it on paper... u can't cut it in here... can't i even appeal to this? i'm sorry u can't... u gotta at least make the b4 grade for english... tats the minimum... this is unfair... i made it all the way down from bedok to clementi and i'd be willing to make tat trip down everyday... although i'd be late sometimes BUT wun u at least hear me out? i'm sorry sir but u'll hafta leave... NEXT! farked up my english O levels by writin a few controversial things for my composition... dammit! u threw it all away jon... stupid shit... u've only got urself to blame... who's to say i wud have done well in mass comm anyway... i cud have been a lot worse there than here in tourism... guess we'll nv know...
*nobody understands*

fakes... wearin a mask ard me the trend these days eh? we used to talk so often... but now... i'm juz like a stranger to all of u... dun tell me tats not true... in fact... u're rite... tats not true... coz u do know who i am... u juz choose to keep silent ard me... wat? really? alrite alrite... i'll try n wear the mask too... wow... its great bein a fake... call me watever u want... in fact... juz dun call me... i dun care... maybe i do... but u wun see me upset... not in ur faces at least... coz i'll talk behind ur back too... juz like the way u do to me... i'm a hypocrite... i'm juz the 1st to admit it... u think i dun know... i juz act stupid... i can still smile to all u fakes if i want to... i'm a fraud... but hear this... u look at me as though i've swindled ur entire family out of their fortune... get this clear... tat guy wasn't me alrite... u choose to listen to those rumours... i'm juz tat guy tryin to get thru this as clear as possible... i know wats rite and wats wrong... i've got too much on my shoulders... my feet are gettin weary... the only thing tat i pray is tat my feet dun fail me now... u make my life difficult? so be it... i'm not here to make urs... u choose wat u wanna do wif ur life... let's juz keep it professional yah? no? ok lohz...
*nobody understands*

Oh the cockiness of you...

KIDS CENTRAL KIDS CENTRAL KIDS CENTRAL KIDS CENTRAL KIDS CENTRAL KIDS CENTRAL.
ON-AIR PROMO ON-AIR PROMO ON-AIR PROMO ON-AIR PROMO ON-AIR PROMO ON-AIR PROMO..
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*MAN U - KEEP ON ROCKIN'!*