Heroes on Tuesday night...

wuz walkin back to me office at T1 when from the corner of my eye i saw this girl oh so familiar... hey... JANET?... wat are u doin here? janet's my coursemate back in TP and the last i heard she went overseas to thailand for her student internship... but we all haven't finished attachment lehz... how come u're here? dun tell me u another ivan lek/karen lim case... no lahz... i come here to extend/renew my visa... then now waitin for my flight back... ohz i see... alrite alrite... chatted for awhile wif her b4 she left for her flight... apparently she's havin the time of her life at her attachment... pple there are nice... she stays at the hotel... food is paid for... work is flexible... too flexible according to her... wow... sounds like u got the better bargain... maybe greener pastures are always available beyound our shores...
*nobody understands*

DAMMIT! i'm way past my deadline for my work n i'm still not done... i'm utterly n totally screwed... but not literally... oh give me strength!
*nobody understands*

it wuz a great nite of champions league football... 31 goals scored from 8 matches and 8 of those goals comin from 1 match... wif tat match bein man utd vs fenerbache... they really juz dispatched the turks as though they were a training ground team... but i must tell u... when i saw the team lineup... i wuz bewildered... the midfield wuz rather unfamiliar wif kleberson n djemba-djemba in the middle of the park and wif bellion out on the rite... ferguson usin this team for champions league? sure anot... giggs remained on the left from the usual man utd midfield team... but once the game started... they proved me wrong... the whole team played well and plus rooney got a hat-trick... wow... can't remember any player gettin a hat-trick on their debut b4... he is by far an exciting talent... plus i dun think he was totally match-fit yet... nearer towards the end of the game giggs came off to be replaced by fletcher and the whole entire midfield was young and unfamiliar now... but the talk of the town wuz still rooney and his marvellous display... happy days ahead for man utd i'm sure... juz hopefully now alan smith and paul scholes can find room in the squad then...
*nobody understands*

yesterday at work was a totally hilarious affair... it wuz a slow tuesday nite at bakerz and i had marlene... peizhen... derek n jon for company wif alan out sick... the whole time we all were workin it wuz as though we were damn sure the place wuz gonna close at 10 coz got no customers... jokes were aplenty as we all clicked well among one another... we're all considered old-timers liaoz as we've been workin together for so long already... haiz... we wun get many dayz like these often so gotta enjoy it when we can...
*nobody understands*

Four to the floor i wuz sure...

wuz at this mid autumn celebration thingy in my department today... wuz rather hesitant to go in the 1st place coz as i said in an earlier blog entry of mine... i din know anybody there plus i wud feel so out of place... entered into a room full of strangers... sat in a little place out of radar... but ah! been spotted!... "come... come... eat... eat..." alrite then... wuz feelin hungry anyway... shan't stand on ceremony then... more pple started to fill the place... more stangers tat is... juz lay as quietly as i cud all this time... pretendin to be too engrossed in my food so tat it'd save me the awkward looks i'd get... initially tot this wuz juz gonna be another drab affair wif the likes of these office types... but boy wuz i wrong... they may be office types... but many were still young at heart... lanterns were brought... dried ice in buckets situated on tables givin the place a kind of smokey effect... many holdin lanterns and walkin ard the place... hahaz... they juz wanted to have fun... and fun they had... anywayz... 2pm... lunch's over... helped wif the clean-up and now... back to work...
*nobody understands*

celebrated serena's bdae at this KTV place in cuppage plaza last saturday... knowin most of them... they wud have preferred KTV anyway... i'm not really a KTV fan... but hey... this ain't my bdae... ivan made a special guest apperance on saturday but left b4 we actually got to the KTV... been a long time since i last saw him let alone spoken to him... guess we've all been bz... in any case... wuz good to see him again... he wuz on his way to meet serena n me when phyllis coincidentally bumped into him on the train... a wonder she still remembers him... considerin phyllis has a terrible memory... in any case... the 4 of us waited outside orchard mrt for jem n vickz...

me: u remember jeremy rite?

ivan: yah...

me: u remember vickie rite?

ivan: yah...

me: u know they're together rite?

ivan: what? f*ck u jon... *third finger*

juz then... out came of the station jem n vickz arm in arm... i must say the look on his face wuz priceless... in any case... continued onto dinner and some catchin up wif the lot of us b4 eventually makin our way to bakerz to join up wif the rest of them...
*nobody understands*

been sleepin late the past few nitez non stop... why? come back late lahz... if not come back late... then is coz use internet... if not internet... itz coz got soccer on tv lahz... dammit... when does it all end?
*nobody understands*

jeremy n vickie look rather compatible i must say... they... they juz look rite lahz... they seem to have this certain chemistry level abt them and mutual understandin between them... they're both really into each other and they juz passed a mth of bein together... heyz... congrats on tat to u jem n vickz... this is officially ur longest relationship now... hahaz...
*nobody understands*

It's time to chill...

Girlfriends are appetizers. Taste good at anytime.
Mistresses are Tom Yams...Hot and spicy. Eaten frequently.
WIVES are Maggie. Eaten when there's nothing to eat!!!

3 guys were introduced to a girl.
"Hi...I'm Peter, not a saint."
"I'm Paul, not a Pope."
"I'm John, not a Baptist..."
The girl replied..."Hi, I'm Mary, not a Virgin."

There are 3 male and 1 female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER.

*MAN UTD-KEEP ON ROCKIN'!*

ICE...ICE...AND MORE ICE PLEASE...

.Disney's Sleeping Beauty.Sleeping Beauty pictures.Sleeping Beauty costume.Sleeping Beauty story.Sleeping Beauty colouring pages.Sleeping Beauty castle.Sleeping Beauty ballet.Aurora Sleeping Beauty.Sleeping Beauty music.Sleeping Beauty game.Sleeping Beauty movie.Sleeping Beauty wallpaper.Sleeping Beauty quotes.Sleeping Beauty images.
Sleeping Beauty march.Sleeping Beauty waltz.Sleeping Beauty wedding.Sleeping Beauty novels.fairy tales Sleeping Beauty.SLEEPING BEAUTY ON ICE!!!

Tired lahzzz...

Will they open their eyes
And realize we are one
On and on we stand alone
Until our day has come
When they open their eyes
And realize we are one
(Alter Bridge - Open Their Eyes)
*nobody understands*

as i wuz comin back from lunch today... one of the staff from the office (not from the department i'm workin in though)... invited me to a mooncake festival next tuesday... it wuz a nice gesture and all... but it really made me wonder if they're juz askin for the sake of askin or did they genuinely want me to be there... i guess its the former... coz in the 1st place i dun talk to any of them so how could they want me there? well... and even if i did go... i'd juz wind up bein another farkin lamp-post...... plus i dun like to eat mooncake... ;p
*nobody understands*

been given a new assignment lately... bein an auditor now requires me to walk ard the terminals and check up on the trolley retreivers and apparently grade their performances... quite tirin i find this... coz there are like so many retrievers ard the terminals tat i dun even know if i'll find them all... it's like playin those games which require u to find all the targets before u can move on to next level... i checked the gradin system i wuz given and found this section on attire quite baffling... it says 3 points (average rating) for shirt tucked in and not too crumpled while 2 points (poor rating) for shirts not tucked in and crumpled... BUT all of them have their shirt tucked out! well... wuz very diplomatical in all of their ratingz... coz its like i'm supposed to be one of them (wif me bein a waiter and all)... and now here i am gradin them... and i have another section of gradin which is friendliness... but i guess its not their fault when they walk ard wif this stern look on their faces... tats juz their regular look...
*nobody understands*

congrats to man utd on winning liverpool a couple of dayz back... i think tat wuz one of the better performances man utd had put in all season... wif ferdinand back... it wuz as though the whole team change from man city to man utd... even silvestre somehow played better in tat match... a sign of more good things to come wif rooney still on his way back to fitness... but who play upfront? van nistelrooy more or less obvious choice but who support? scholes? then where does rooney... saha... smith come into this picture? they are not bench warmers mind u... but wif tat said... liverpool din really play to their potential too... i'm sorry lahz jon... but xavi alonso not tat good lahz... he haven't settle into the squad yet... he's too used to playin the real sociedad style of play and so haven't click wif his mates on his passin... and still... baros is preferred on the bench then upfront wif cisse which i find is an insult to his talents... he's the top scorer in euro 2004 for cryin out loud! and now wif gerrard injured... liverpool's gonna find it tough till he comes back coz he IS their engine... wif this said... it's still early dayz in the premiership... let's see how the rest of the season goes...
*nobody understands*

Predictions
EPL
Champions: Manchester United
2nd: Chelsea
3rd: Arsenal

Seria A
Champions: Juventus
2nd: AC Milan
3rd: Inter Milan

Spanish Primera Liga
Champions: Barcelona
2nd: Valencia
3rd: Real Madrid
*nobody understands*

Arghs... keep on forgettin to buy the cds tat i wanna get... shitz... and now gotta wait till next paycheck then can get it... so wats on ah fu's shoppin list then? well... 5 reasonably "attainable" things make up the list...
1. Damien Rice's Album 'O'
2. Kanye West's Album "The College Dropout"
3. A fresh pair of school shoes
4. A pair of earphones/headphones for my discman
5. A couple of shirts
and of course 5 things tat make up the grand "unattainable" shopping list...
1. Alicia Keys concert tix
2. A pair of snopants
3. Evisu Jeans
4. Colognes
5. Porsche Boxster
Alrite alrite... tat last item abit far fetched... but we're all allowed to dream aren't we?
*nobody understands*

Things will go my way...

wanna hear something ironic? i had written in my e-journal abt my work experience here at CAAS durin the past mth... i wrote abt how the communication levels between my manager and me was at a minimum... tat my work wuz gettin mundane and tat the days were gettin rather long n borin each time... also wrote a bit on how i'm like doin the same work as the previous mth and tat nothin new wuz assigned to me... all tat said... clicked submit and it wuz on blackboard... then... and juz then... an hr later my manager walked into my cubicle catchin me by surprise... quickly closed all my soccernet browsers...

Abbas: So how? how's the contract coming along?

Me: ermmm... can lahz... no problem... been writing up on some things for it... got this *point*... this *point*... i also added a few *point* *point* *point*...........................................

Abbas: okok... alright... i need you to do something for me soon... got to
start on auditing... will need u to do this *point*... then... *point* fill
in and access *point* some of them... ok? can?

Me: yahhh... alrite... shuden be a problem...

Abbas: by next week can ah?ok...

wahhh... amazing... it wuz as though he had access to my scool's blackboard and he managed to access my e-journal which wuz only meant for my LO... outrageous... funny how all these things juz pan out dun
they... DAMMIT! now must go edit my e-journal...
*nobody understands*

Sick of it... after so long... old reputations die hard... too many things... it's different now... too different... it's juz money now... money's all tat i care for... change? maybe... have i? maybe its u... i gotta get out of here... i mean it... i dun wanna be shakin my head no more... too much nonsense... too much pollution... too tired...
*nobody understands*

wuz readin JUICE magazine the other day... used to have a VERY good impression of tat magazine coz it wuz like bold... fresh... and appeared neutral to the naked eye... i still do have a good impression of the magazine... juz tat... now i feel tat its not neutral anymore... but like a support magazine to the likes at Far East... well... at least tats wat i think... i'll surely get ridiculed when i say this... but their style pages are rather narrow... this must be THEIR style... u mean wearing bapesta shoes and Xlarge caps are the style now in singapore? and so now if u're a turntablist u're already defined as cool? breakdancin is the in thing? juz like the magazine says... "put a moron in armani, and he/she is still a moron."
*nobody understands*

Now... lastly... i wud like to bid farewell to F.R.I.E.N.D.S.... it'll be sad to see u all leave... but all good things must come to an end... i've been a fan since i started watchin the very 1st episode wif my sister and have been watchin ur lives unfold ever since the 1st season started up till now... wait... well... din manage to catch this latest season coz of time constraints... but thankfully... have my blogmate to thank for taping all those episodes... thanx again gerald...
*nobody understands*

Kleenex people...

Monday nights will never be the same again. Bid a final farewell to Rachel, Ross, Joey, Chandler, Monica and Phoebe. The biggest decision hangs in the air tonight - will Ross survive Rachel's decision to go to Paris? Monica and Chandler have married and are preparing to adopt a baby. Ross and Rachel have fallen in love, broken up, married, divorced, and had a baby together. Phoebs recently married boyfriend Mike. And Joey...well, Joey's still Joey.

Well, here are this week's match-ups that are supposedly gona be FAR more interesting ( I hope) than the one I caught last night, haha!

September 18, Saturday
Arsenal takes on Bolton - 7:40pm
Crystal Palace takes on Man City - 10:00pm
Norwich takes on Aston Villa - 10:00pm
Birmingham takes on Charlton - 10:00pm
Blackburn takes on Portsmouth - 10:00pm
West Brom takes on Fulham - 10:00pm

September 19, Sunday
Southampton takes on Newcastle - 9:00pm
Everton takes on Middlesbrough - 10:00pm
Chelsea takes on Tottenham - 11:00pm

MEN IN FROCKS

7 Sep, 8pm, Singapore Esplanade Theatre - The Trocks Gala Premiere. Jo, thanks for being such a wonderful partner for the evening, your mum's flower arrangement was simply outta-this-world! Have never seen such huge roses in my life before, wow...Uncle Cheng looked suave by the way.
To: The denying-sweetie...Received a bouquet of sunflowers for the night...you know what i'm referring to...so stop pretending! Ha, well even if it isn't from you, just wana let you know that I really loved it. Thanks... (btw, the menu is in preparation, don't worry) If it IS, then well well well, it'd be the second time I've received flowers from you...and it's BIGGER and MORE NICELY bundled this time! I had a wonderful 7 Sep, with a pinch of laughing dust at supper to top it all up...
Those who hasn't seen The Trocks, you better go watch it...you'd enjoy it, guys and gals alike. Lastly... to Les Ballets Trockadero De Monte Carlo - "The Trocks", KEEP ON TROCKIN'!

weekend come... weekend go...

Everybody, everybody, let's get into it.
Get stupid. Get retarded, get retarded, get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
(Black Eyed Peas - Let's get retarded)
*nobody understands*

din go to work last friday... my eyes started acting up again... well... in fact my left eye started acting up again... when i woke up only my right eye cud open... went to see the doc again to get an mc... since i wuden be goin in to work today... i decided to make a trip down to scool instead to have lunch wif my fren and chat wif my lecturers... she's in the newly merged hospitality and tourism management course... apparently it's now more subjects wif less time coz of the shortened scool schedule... it wuz good to see her again after so long... been like more than a yr since i last saw her... of course poly different from jc lahz... some pple here DON'T actually study ya know... accompanied her to class after lunch... wahhh... mr alvin tan... nice to see u again sir... how are u? u gain weight ah?... asked me to sit in wif the class for awhile... sure y not? i'm free... but basket... knew i shuden have... sit inside already... tat man introduce my arrival to the whole class and ask me to speak abt my experiences all these yrs in TP... u good... u good...
*nobody understands*

my dad had something called a trigger finger and so in simple terms... his finger cud not bend... had to have an operation to correct the problem... where? changi general hospital? alamak... y tat place? well... hopefully his operation wun leave a scar like mine did... be sure to rest tat hand dad... u're not ur young self anymore...
*nobody understands*

spent the whole of my saturday working... from opening till closing... been a long time since i last did a shift like this... finally got to work wif marlene for real today... some of my colleagues were initially afraid of her coz some heard rumours tat she very bitchy to she quite fierce... dun know where they hear all this from but personally i think she's alrite... last time used to work wif her at millenia... apparently i had quite the reputation over there... wuz called the "eat snake boy"... hahaz... cannot blame lahz... worked there during the world cup period ya know... eyes were glued to the big screen across the street rather than to the customers... in any case... workin wif her wuz alrite... juz tat i guess yen wuz juz a little stressed coz she unintentionally made a few mistakes... no worries yah...
went for supper after work coz wuz farkin hungry... had a quick 1 wif the colleagues b4 jon n jon retreated to 7-11 to have a quiet drink... we dun usually hang tat often as last time so this wuz a treasured moment... had a decent chat on wat's been goin on in each other's lives... been a long time since we last did this... time? time is short... it's nv enuff... juz gotta make do wif wat we got yeah...
*nobody understands*

managed to catch two movies on sunday... stepford wives and harold & kumar go to white castle... stepford wives wuz rather funny i must say... but as the show progressed... it started to get a little unbelievable... the things abt robot wives and how they became robots wuz a little confusing for me... the show even had christopher walken as a robot... wow... this actor always plays the villain parts... probably coz he has tat villain face... but harold & kumar wuz juz a plain brainless... stupid... lame old fashioned comedy... which i quite enjoyed i must say... been a long time since i last laughed so much at the movies... go watch it if u juz wanna let go of all ur day's stress and juz have a funny time... hahaz...
*nobody understands*

Watch it to believe it...(100% satisfaction guaranteed)

Saturday, September 11

• Aston Villa v Chelsea Kick-off: 7:45pm
• Bolton v Man Utd Kick-0ff: 10:00pm
• Fulham v Arsenal Kick-off: 10:00pm
• Liverpool v West Brom Kick-off: 10:00pm
• Man City v Everton Kick-off: 10:00pm
• Middlesborough v Birmingham Kick-off: 10:00pm
• Newcastle v Blackburn Kick-off: 10:00pm

Sunday, September 12

• Portsmouth v Crystal Palace Kick-off: 00:15am
• Tottenham v Norwich Kick-off: 11:05pm

There is a possibility you might miss a couple of the "live" Sat matches above - All thanks to the fact that we do not have that many channels like what people in the UK have.

*Maroon 5 - Sweetest Goodbye*

an end of an era...

Ohhh it seems like I can finally rest my head on something real
I like the way that feels
Ohhh it's as if you know me better than I ever knew myself
I love how you can tell
all the pieces pieces pieces of me
all the pieces pieces pieces of me
(ashlee simpson - pieces of me)

Went to take a short rest at transit after lunch wif risa for a moment… the weather wuz real nice plus I had slept late the nite b4 tats y I was a bit tired... although I knew I wasn’t supposed to... but hey... I had nothing to do plus I was tired alrite... found myself a spot b4 dozing off... I had only intended to rest for abt an hr... I dreamt tat my sis was actually at the airport... she was working there... wat the hell? Dun u already have a job in the UK? If tat wasn’t enuff... I also saw her good fren stephanie... api wat are u doin here I asked... I getting married she said... huh? here? in transit? b4 I knew it... there she was in her wedding gown but my sister dun know she getting married... so I quickly go and tell her b4 I go back down to my chair n went to sleep... I woke to the sound of some noises... like some sort of chatter near the side of me... wahhh! Turned out tat my entire department the pple had entered the rest area! even my manager was there! shitz... at tat point I was already farking panicking... wondering if they had seen me... I tried to get up... ahhh... my head wud not budge... my eyelids were too heavy! COME ON I cried inside me! Pinched my cheeks and slapped my face hard to try n get myself up... when I finally did... I evaded their radar to exit the area... went to walk back to the exit... as I did... saw michelle and benjin… YES! BENJIN! Wat the HELL is he doin here?! went over to say hello wif benjin… hehe… Wait… I tot the two of u supposed to be working? apparently they were going on some trip together… where’s Wilson? Wilson’s not here… my goodness… dun tell me… wanted to ask more but then suddenly the Singapore Idol hopefuls came flooding into transit area to start singing… one of them was singing only one by yellowcard… wat the……...okok… enuff of this... time was running out on me… finally made my way out of transit……… and tat’s when I woke up… for real this time… farkz lahz… it already felt real juz now… looked at my watch... shit... i had been snoozin for 2 whole hrs... quickly made my exit... seemed so easy this time...
*nobody understands*

last nite was the official last time florence wud be stationed at OA outlet... well... hopefully for the time being... u've been a good manager to us... dare i say the best? marlene wud be replacing her at OA... anywayz... we had some supper and drinks... a small grp... abt ten of us... expected more but it was a tues nite... some had scool the next day... no worries... went to this greek place ( was it greek? ) at prinsep street... see kok n jon commented the owner/cook looked like ruud van nistelrooy... quite look alike... but the thing is... he hated man utd... hahaz... as usual... we had beer too... told stories of the last time we had a big drinkin event at atrium... like nicole's birthday and the day candice left OA... abt how many pple were vomitting their guts out... abt the crazy things they said while they were drunk... really hilarious... hahaz... took pictures for memories b4 headin home... oh man... i do hope we still can have moments like these... everything's so corporate these days... but to me... all of u are still family...
*nobody understands*